pour it out
rub it into their skin,
and try to wear us
like they know what we about.
it’s only ever gonna be a suntan.
ain’t neva gonna be black.
There are some deeply troubled souls out there who will eat all the fries first, then eat the hamburger (or vice versa). This kind of act is disturbing and is indicative of behavior of the lowest tier of human being.
Hamburger and fries are kindred spirits meant to be consumed at the same time. You take a bite of the fucking burger. Then you eat a few of the fucking fries. Then you repeat this process until the meal is done.
When niggas make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, they don’t put the peanut butter on one piece of bread, and the jelly on the other, and keep the pieces of bread separated while alternating bites between both. You smash that motherfucker together and eat it like a normal human being who wasn’t raised in a barn.
The next time you see someone eating their whole burger while the fries just sit there on the plate neglected like a foster child, walk up and slap that fucking burger out of their hands. They don’t deserve it.
Earl Of Sandwich didn’t die for your wretched behavior motherfucker.